J. Hud hit the grand opening of the Kwiat flagship boutique in New York City on Wednesday night looking all brown and round [1]. Baconators all around! Now that’s the gut and chunky arms I know and love. I’m still trying to figure out who is the real rightful owner of the svelte waistline on her album cover belongs to. I have my fair share of girdles in my boudoir and let me tell you none of them ever made my shit look like that.

[1] You so nasty if you caught that reference!