If you thought ReRe the Body’s Miss Celie hat and Starzilla’s The Son of Chico Dusty wig were the only things spreading fevah at the US Open think again. The fine specimens of Earth, Wind and Fire raided their respective closets and pulled out their best frocks for the opening night of the tennis tournament.

Verdine White is such a fucking sex pot. Like Crunkster Creole Latina pointed out in her email, it muat be hard for the other two to be in the presence of this type of luster and sheen. “It must have been cold there in my shadow . . . ”

I can’t but if I could I probably would make an exception.