A great mind once said “it’s so cold in the D, how the fuck do we posed to keep peace?” I concur.
Jah Jah just sent over 30+ flicks of what is being dubbed as the Royal Wedding that almost made me turn in my Black card. I don’t even know where to start. Take me higher, Sweet Minty Jesus! Check out the gallery for the full fuckery action.
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What type of sexual eruption type of stuff is he trying to plot with LaMike and Dirty Diana?
“I wrote that song as a stalker. It was raining, and I was sitting there in front of the house, watching her come home from a date after we were divorced. I was imagining what she did on this date, and watching her giving him a kiss. I went home and wrote this song.”
- – Slickback Ivanhoe speaks about spying on his ex-wife Lori McCommas in a ‘New York Times’ interview about his forthcoming album, Shine Through It
This one is strictly for my pre-pubescent crunksters. Blah blah blah blockquote:
Although Rihanna and Chris Brown continue to play coy about their romance, the two could be ready to take things to the next level — playing roommates!
According to an insider, the “Don’t Stop the Music” singer, has been searching for a condo in the Los Angeles area since early July to share with Chris and has checked out units in Beverly Hills’ Sierra Tower. Rihanna’s so serious about finding them a new home that she has new listings e-mailed to her even when she’s out of town.
“She and Chris want to live together,” says the insider. “They play their music loud though, so they want a condo that’s soundproof.” [source]
I don’t know how I missed this one but thank Young Jayzus and the creator of drawstring ponytails that CanILive? sent it in.
A microphone placed in the precious hands of your cousins is a recipe for disaster! In today’s clip your favorite family members answer random questions about their bodies and bedroom behavior.
During a commercial break, the anchors on a Las Vegas news channel asked Solange and her rep if they could mention Bust It Creole + Jay-Z during the interview. The rep shot them down, wanting the focus to remain on Baby Daniel’s mutha, and the station agreed.
Still, Solange had to let her inner Mama Tina out and scolded the nosey news reporter. Click here to check out the video.
“That wasn’t live Solange.” Ha ha! Way to keep em in line girl!
Jennifer Hudson has revealed she’s “thrilled” Barack Obama has asked her to sing the national anthem at the Democratic National Convention.
Hudson, a native of Obama’s home town of Chicago, was asked to sing “The Star Spangled Banner” at the convention at the request of the Illinois senator, Theola Borden, her publicist at RCA Music Group, said on Tuesday.
A representative from the wig crypt was unavailable to comment.
I don’t have anything against Jennifer but I believe Fantasia would’ve been a better selection. Young Dro could have really set things off by sauntering on stage Bobby Brown style and dabbing the sweat from her brow and snatch area.
In other related news, according to Crunkster CoopISeeYou former rival Hillary Clinton will hit the stage Thursday night in a House of Dereon Couture dress and drop down low and sweep the floor with it to Luda’s ‘Monkey Maker.’ You’ll just have to tune in to see what really happens.
File this one under when niggas have ideas that fail.
The majority of you probably don’t know [or care] about Big Kuntry but I had to share this fuckery with you. You may recognize him as the Team Chunk member standing alongside T.I. looking hungry in various Grand Hustle music videos.
Now its his turn to eat. I can’t.
This is all Tiny’s fault. You know she was sitting there tossing concepts out at the studio one night. Clifford, put a muzzle on your chick.
[Album flick via The Rezidue]
The reign of terror continues. I blame my Mama.
TBS has ordered a new sitcom “Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns” after the success of 100 episodes of “House of Payne.”
The station is a bit more cautious this time, ordering just 10 episodes for January 2009. Then again, the release implies that this 10-episode run of “Meet the Browns” could mean more episodes forthcoming if it does well.
According to a press release:
“Meet the Browns” stars David Mann as Leroy Brown, a character who earlier this year was featured in Perry’s hit film of the same name. He has also appeared in several episodes of “House of Payne” on TBS. Perry’s new series begins after Brown inherits a dilapidated house from his deceased father.
Angela Bassett, who was in the original film, won’t be joining the new crew. [source]
I try to support Black Hollywood and what not but I can’t watch Hose of Payne past the 5 minute mark. The fake audience laughter kills me every time.
On New York under covers . . .
It was like having sex with a stuffed animal—with those fake eyes and fake hair. A stuffed animal with a real set of you-know-what. It feels like having sex with an oversize Cabbage Patch. You got silicone parts that are made for toys.Chance’s advice for New York . . .
Stop kissing so many damn guys, man. Relax. Take it slow. Don’t put no more plastic parts on you, because you ain’t a toy. Unless you want to be my toy again. That’s aight, then. Come on down. You know where to find me. But New York, be safe out there. You’re a good person. Stallionaires love you.- – Chance talks to King magazine about sexing New York, Jesse Jackson and more
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