Casket Toss: Battle of the Sexes
Disappointed from the lack of foolery but not detoured from my mission, I hit up Ozonemag.com in search of fashion fuckery from events from the award show weekend and look what fell into my lap like a ton of Arethas.
The expression on homegirl’s face is priceless. She looks like she just saw a puddle of tacky juice on the floor and she is afraid that she is going to slip in it. Too late! This is what happens when you try to advance your modeling career by responding to bulletins posted on MySpace written by dudes name Vyshonn . [1]
As far as your other cousin is concerned, may the force be with him. This nigga [sorry Bill Cosby] has an Diamonique encrusted fly swatter used for, well, swatting hoes! And yes his hater blockas read “ho-tester.” I can’t and even if I had the energy I wouldn’t. Who looked more dressed for a closed casket funeral?
[1] Blame Silkk the Shocker’s mama.