I was up early this morning watching random Three Six Mafia videos [only God can judge me] on YouTube when I ran across the above screen gem featuring ex-member Crunchy Black ranting, raving and spitting in front of his apartment building. I fell into a deep coma shortly thereafter.

Expecting mothers of Crunkland I urge you not to get “lost in the sauce” during your pregnancy. CB is a great example of what fetal alcohol syndrome looks like years and years down the road.

I would pay good money to watch Black, Frankie and Khia have a round table discussion on BET [with MC Lyte moderating, of course] about this damn recession