Drop down low and sweep the floor with it! Tang Master Tyson gave the children an all you can eat buffet serving of fever at the 6th Annual National Underwear Day event [girls all pause] on Tuesday.

The flared nostrils, the man cleavage . . . I can’t. He looks like he should be working in somebody’s salon applying pre-perm base treatment to women’s hairlines and rinsing out conditioner.