I mean, at least they visit the library regularly. I can’t say that about the rest of your cousins.

The search is on for a man and woman accused of taking advantage of the city’s public library to the tune of $12,236.31.

Jacksonville police said 32-year-old Felicia Tillery and 35-year-old Eddie Allen came up with a scheme to rip off the library for thousands of dollars by using dozens of library cards.

Police said Tillery and Allen used the names of the 37 children they claimed they had to get 37 library cards. According to investigators, the pair then checked out books, DVDs and comic books and never returned the materials.

“It’s highly unlikely that they have 37 children that they are responsible for — very highly unlikely. It’s just a very deceitful scheme they they’ve used to get this property out so they can sell it,” said Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office. [source]