I think blind items are pure bullspit for the most part but I couldn’t let the chance to post above delicious irony pass me by. Sweet Minty Jesus please let this be a lie from the pits of the wig crypt!

Via the Panache Report:

Presently, there are two black female singers involved with rappers who lead a double life as dope boys to supplement their income.

Due to peer pressure and the love of the bling-bling lifestyle. These less than moderate rappers have to keep up with the jones’s at any cost. They have to create an illusion of wealth of they feel insignificant or invisible.

One of the black female singers is like a crutch to her non-talent rapper because he supplies her with free drugs. She probably wouldn’t look at him twice if not for this perk.

The other female singer doesn’t give a damn what her rapper/dope boy does as long as he brings in the money so they can continue to front with materialistic objects such as designer bags, expensive bling and expensive whips.

Both rapper/dope boys cheat on their women with a bevy of groupies and regions of video girls. Who are these two couples? Hint: It’s not T.I.

Somebody is having the best week ever, right? Thanks Mo-Stan!