Butta from Soul Bounce [get into it!] had the sheer enjoyment of watching Keith Sweat simulate sex with a more than willing participant on stage this last Saturday. I don’t want to take away from her first hand eye witness account so I’m going to fall back and break out the blockquotes.

Miss Thang walked on stage innocently enough then once Keith started whining singing to her, all bets were off. She jumped on him, wrapped her legs around his waist and proceeded to ride ‘em cowgirl. Because nothing says “class” like dry boning Keith Sweat in front of a thousand or so people.

Keith was so taken aback that after she finished having her way with him he asked her, “You haven’t had sex in a long time, huh?” and was dead serious. He pressed further, saying to her, “No, for real, when was the last time you had sex?” Miss Thang was being coy, and if she answered the audience didn’t hear it. But the kicker really came when Keith said, “Well, I’m glad your man ain’t here.” To which she responded by pointing out her HUSBAND in the audience.

My soul’s time of death: 8:25 PM EST.

Trey Songz, you taking notes?