A scientist has created the first spray-on prophylactic for peens! I want one with a LV monogram so I can fawk in style.

Jan Vinzenz Krause’s device basically works like a chamber that you insert your meat in. Fine jets distribute liquid latex onto your five dollar foot long over the course of 10 seconds. A further 20-25 seconds are required for drying. Think of it as a car wash for dicks. Good stuff, right?

Krause planned on launching the product earlier in the year, but problems with the patent halted the process.

Which entertainer or athlete should be the official spokesperson for the spray-on condom? With seven illegitimate children by six different women [and counting] Shawn Kemp has my vote.

[Info spotted at ATWG]