It’s just another day in the life of the cot damn bawse.

Listen, as much as I adore Rick Ross and his curdled breast milk I would never get a walking memorial to his ass nicked into the back of my head. You know, I just really want to know what the thought process behind this decision was like. “Ima prove to everybody for once and all that I’m the biggest stan that they’ve seen thus far. Yeah, dynamite!”

I blame Soledad O’Brien and Souljah Boy. As a matter of a fact Arab is looking like a suspect too at this point. And ya’ll wonder why I take weekends off.

But wait, there is more. Barack . . . Michelle . . . I’m sorry.