I always found it fascinating that the gap in the top row of Luke’s teeth paired up almost seamlessly with the one at the bottom.

But I digress. Via press release:

Premiering on VH1 on Monday, August 4th at 10:30 PM ET/PT, “Luke’s Parental Advisory” gives viewers a look inside the day-to-day life of the man who introduced the “booty-shaking” element to hip-hop known as “Miami Bass,” and won the music industry’s biggest freedom of speech battle in the Supreme Court which resulted in warning labels on music.

Today, Luke’s hands are full with planning his wedding to Kristin, a successful lawyer and beautiful 27 year-old fiancée, giving his 17-year old daughter Lacresha’s boyfriend the third degree, and confiscating pornography tapes from under 15 year-old Luther Jr.’s bed. Also central to Luke’s life are his weekly trips to the local barbershop, Cut It Up, where the lively regulars listen to Luke pontificate and then bring him right back down to size.

I rebuke that entire highlighted section back to the pits of hell in which it came from.