The denum [yes, denum] dress. I can’t and never could.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, please focus your attention in on the Wood Harris - Danny Glover hybrid of yum rocking the monocle.

I want to thank you, Miss Creolatina, fo evrything you done for me. I’s feelin’ real down, I’s feelin’ mighty bad. And when I see’d this in my inbox - I knowed there is a God. And one day I was gonna get to come home.

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