And the NAACP Image Award for Outstanding Fuckery in a Daytime Drama goes to . . .

Keison Wilkins, a 33 year old man on trial for various charges including felonious assault, felon in possession of a weapon and firing a gun into a habitation was sentenced to 42 years in jail. But not without a week of crackpot drama, including the video above where Wilkins faked a heart attack to stall the proceedings.

Khia Rocks at ATWG already said this but I am going to reiterate: Please come and post your uncle’s bail. I collapsed twice my damn self after watching his dramatic cunt fallout. Sweet Kang Jeezus, I’ve been laughing harder than Ashanti during an interview for 15 minutes straight. True story, the underside of my titties are sweating harder than Miracle Jackson in a sauna suit. TGIF!