What in the chocolate Napoleon Dynamite hell? Now if this poor child is one of Eli Porter’s classmates shame on the momofuka who uploaded this to the net!

This is just pure speculation but after watching Miracle Jackson’s fancy footwork I am going to have to say that this is the woman behind Whitney Houston, Cassie, Ashanti, and countless other non-dancing ass R+B chanteuses sweet moves.

[Thanks Ebony]