TMZ’s cameras caught Aunt Viv defending new pal Jessica Simpson after Pamela Anderson insulted the former Mrs. Lachey on a radio show. Anderson branded Simpson a “bitch and a whore” after the actress wore a t-shirt promoting meat. Aunt Viv stood up in vagina power, saying “Jessica eats real meat. Pam I love you, but don’t go talking about my girl. She is the baddest blonde bitch on the planet.”

Girl bye! You weren’t this vocal when everyone was googling your name trying to find the .gif of you [or someone like you] sucking the mayonnaise out of a random five dollar foot long.

click here to watch Aunt Viv in action at TMZ.