Crunkland! It’s Fresh’s Bust It Babaayyyyyy The IPS back from Tha Feedback with another video post! I bring you on this almost-beautiful Friday (payday is next week, TYRA MAIL!) Soulja Boy’s new video for his song “Donk”. Hey, stop laughing, don’t shoot the messenger!

I don’t know about ya’ll but I’d rather do a line of powdered sugar off of Rick Ross’ left tittayball (pause) than to sit through this one mo’ gin. Since when did the handclap become the instrument of choice in hip-hop rap!?

Soulja Boy is up in this hoe again, trying to get that ringtone money. Not sure it’s going to work this time. I know that Soulja Boy is supposed to be “for the kids” and all but I bet not EVER catch my prepubescent woman child up in the 15+ club “shaking the salt with it”. She will be shaking like a salt shaker alright when I whoop her tail for being fast!

I think the appeal and “fun” of Soulja Boy has long since moved on into the casket, grave and eternity. Reason being is that EVERYONE loves a line dance. His song that shot him to “fame” (I refuse to name it) was all about the dance. Black people, white people, EVERYONE loves a line dance. Wedding receptions, bar mitzvahs, repasts, etc. Granmama ‘n nem was lined UP to “superman” and do the “Cupid Shuffle”. Let a DJ turn this song on and I can’t see grandma shaking her “donk.” The floor will clear faster than N.O.R.E.’s plate at a Chinese buffet.

I’m beginning to think that yes, while Ice-T is a babbling old man (with a ponytail at that!), he may have been trying to make a valid point. He failed, terribly of course, but I could see where he was going. This has to be the most inane song EVER. People like Arab (I can’t and I won’t today) and Soulja Boy have me taking a good look at my MP3 player…CTRL + ALT + DEL!

But it’s for “the kids” and I, of course, am just a hater. Right!