quickpimp1 From The C+D Vault

I was listening to “Pocket Full of Stones” while I was waiting for my weak ass Vaio to catch a wireless signal and the phrase “eating a pork chop sandwich with no hands” popped into my head. Enjoy and long live The Pimp.

07.25.07 Quick Quotes

“I ain’t out here dressing up trying to be sexy licking my lips like old gay a** Ne-Yo. Licking lips and sh*it, ni**a. P*ssy d*ck in the booty a*s ni**a wearing all that gotda*n lip gloss at their video shoots and letting ni**as put makeup on their face. Yeah, I said Ne-Yo, you heard what the f*ck I said. Ni**as putting all that lip gloss on they f**kin’ lips looking like they’ve just been eating a pork chop sandwich with no hands.”

– Pimp C does not care about Ne-Yo, Russell Simmons and rappers who wear “monkey shit”