Journeys In Crunk was a feature on C+D that fizzled back ’05 when I was getting a whopping 20 hits per day [and 17 of them were me refreshing the page] but after reading an anonymous email this morning I would like to try to breath life into it again. If you have any crazy stories about a celebrity or general fuckery-laden pictures you have snapped, feel free to send them in!
OK, this is probably way too old to print but I realized this morning that no one would get more of a kick out of this than you.
I was the writer on the Keyshia Cole reality show reunion show and one of the requirements of Frankie and Neffie was to have a full bottle of Patron in their dressing room when they arrived. Which was all gone less than an hour after they got there. In addition to her Tourette-like outbursts of “Tyra Mail!,” one of her other favorites (though she didn’t do it onstage) is “Deez balls, deez nuts!” She would loudly proclaim this at random while backstage listening to the show before she was brought out.
For example, if Keyshia was saying something about how she has a lot of responsibilities, Frankie’s response would be “yeah you responsible for deez balls, deez nuts!” The drunken fuckery of Frankie and Neffie was almost unbearable. But I needed the check.
OK, I just had to get this story of America’s First Family off my chest.
By the way, the category name “This family has got to be that fist” comes courtesy of Big Mama in ‘Soul Food.’ Thank you and please drive around for your total.