Damn this recession, damn it to hell! First pussy in exchange for gas cards now this? Everybody is trying to make a quick buck in today’s financial climate. Get your money, I guess. Just make sure that the check clears.

From G’s to Gents rounds up 14 rough-around-the-edges young men from across the country and gives them the opportunity of a lifetime — the chance to go from G to gent and walk away with some cold, hard cash!

From executive producer Jamie Foxx, From G’s to Gents schools diamonds in the rough on how to lose the front, learn self-respect, realize their self-worth and market themselves accordingly. The wannabe gentlemen learn everything from style and grace to etiquette and chivalry. The G’s discover that with the right tools, they can become true gents.

Upon setting foot inside their posh Hollywood Hills mansion — known as the Gentleman’s Club — the boys are whipped into shape by host Fonzworth Bentley, the quintessential gentleman. [continue reading]

A guilty smile always spreads across my face when I think about this show. I’m just relieved that its the dick population participating in the 2008 Fuckery Olympics this time around.

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