I’m seriously considering paying my baby cousin to videotape me while I make my rounds to Wal-Mart so I can become more net famous. If that doesn’t work I can always leak “candids” of myself walking in front of the local Fred’s all dolled up holding the hand of a Reggie Bush lookalike.

The above clip is footage of Melyssa Ford as she spends a day at the beauty salon with her friend in preparation for a party or poker tournament . . . something. Girl, you so relatable! I thought I was the only one out there who had mindless conversations about magazines, make-up, and diets with my best friend.

You and me, I2I.