Family Business
Speaking from personal experience, weddings and funerals are both guar-an-fucking-teed occasions in life that bring out the absolute worst in people. That’s why I try to avoid both when I can! One day when I write my tell-all book [look for it under the alias of Alana Carmen Steffans] I’m going to dish on all of the details involving my family.
But I digress.
The Game’s first cousin Robert “Kirky” Kirkwood tells TMZ that when his sister died the rapper volunteered to pay half of the $14k [1] cost to bury her. But after making the commitment, Kirky says The Game changed his phone number and went MIA.
He then says his famous relative showed up unexpectedly at the funeral last Saturday, even speaking at the service about family values. But things got ugly outside the church when the issue of the cash came up. Kirky says his cuz stepped to him and punched him in the face.
Come and get your cousins, please.
[1] So dude can brag about buying conflict diamonds but not foot the entire bill for the funeral? That’s not ballerific at all.
