It’s Cheaper To Keep Her
The family that spends $1.3 million a month on expenses together, stays together.
Shaquille and Va’Shaundya [don't side-eye me, side-eye her parents] spent their Independence Day cupcaking in the Cayman Islands. Amidst the rumors of infidelity on both sides, the couple is said to be reconciling. Good for them, bad for Jerzee Monet! Now if Bobby and Nippy can spend a romantic weekend at The Carter everything will be right in the world again . . .
Kobe, can you tell me what Shaq’s ass taste like now? Sorry, I had to.
[Flick via Rhymes With Snitch]



