I’m clutching my pearls on this one! Page Six Six Six claims that the Black Plague’s credit card was denied during a recent shopping trip to pick up some sexy CK thongs.

Andre Leon Talley had a tough time buying underpants recently. The 6-foot-8 Vogue editor at large was in Macy’s picking out XXLCalvin Klein thongs, but was thwarted when he tried to open a store credit- card account, our spy said. “He was denied and had trouble paying for it and had to come back . . . it was a big fiasco,” the source said. Vogue spokes man Patrick O’Connell con firmed Talley was in Macy’s, but insisted he was buying Polo boxers – not thongs. He declined to discuss the credit flap.

Any excuse to post a picture of BP and his wicker church fan on a Monday morning will always be valid in Crunkland.