Say it ain’t so! The Velvet Teddy Bear more like polyester nowadays is allegedly set to marry Surata Zuri McCants [best last name ever], one of the hard working ladies from the “Tip Drill” video. It must be his money ’cause it ain’t his waist. This is going to make for an awesome cover story for Sister 2 Sister.

I tried to watch the video to see if I could point her out [where she at? where she at? there she go!] but I got lost in a sea of ass, Solo red cups, and throwback jerseys. Here’s what one of my favorite bloggers The IPS from Tha Feedback had to say about Reuben’s plans on wifing up the booty bouncer:

WOW, “Flying without Wings” indeed Mr. Teddy Bear! I hope he got her tested, checked, and ran her through a car wash or something. But apparently, Ruben is a fan of Magic City. LOL, I’m sorry, if he puts out another Gospel album like he is rumored to be doing, I won’t be buying that! He will not be spending MY cold hard cash on singles in g-strangs, hot wings and Cristal. No sir, no ma’am, I can’t and I won’t!

I’ve been giving Ruben the side-eye every since he went on Showbiz Tonight talking about how wonderful it felt to be a vegan but this takes the cake. I wonder if Fantasia and Young Dro have anything to do with the couple meeting.