Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday dinner was hotter than all five of Cousin Pookie’s welcome home from the pokey cookouts. The former South African president was greeted by 520 special guests in London’s Hyde Park.

Naomi Campbell has reportedly been removed from Friday’s concert line-up by Mandela after Campbell was sentenced to 200 hours community service and fined $4,500 after pleading guilty to assaulting two police officers on board a British Airways plane at London’s Heathrow Airport.

I guess he’s not much of a fuckery enthusiast.