“I still have a pair of red patent-leather boots. Years ago, I saw The Vagina Monologues and they said, ‘What is your vagina wearing?’ It’s wearing Ralph Lauren red patent-leather boots.”

- – Oprah on her crouch couture [06.07.07 Quick Quotes]

By the way, my magical sandwich traded the dirty Puma’s for a fresh pair of high top House of Dereon sneakers at a dunk exchange in New York City. What is your tangueray area wearing?