I’m not going to give you the difficult task of asking which one of these handsome gentlemen you would motorboat, but if you are willing to tell me any way I’m all ears.

Last night’s Rhythm and Soul ASCAP Awards was a candy shop for fuckery enthusiasts like myself. New Edition and Verdine White’s perm in the same building? That’s enough fever to cause a four alarm blaze! Networks never air the award shows that I would want to watch.