Aww, the fuckery is almost amongst us! Every year the BET Awards bring out dungeness crabs from all walks of life looking to extend their 14:58 minutes of fame by showing up to random events and smiling for the nearest available photog. I’m straight salivating just thinking about all the H.A.M. that is going to be served at this year’s picnic. In the meanwhile I’m going to have to wet your appetite with a few flicks from around town.