My entire right side went completely numb when I read on Nah Right that Rick Ross allegedly has plans on popping the big question to Wet N’ Wild Inga at the BET Awards. I can’t and I will not.

HHW has learned that sexy rap diva Foxy Brown will soon be ditching her digs in Saddle River, NJ for the calm , peaceful port of Miami, where her new man Rick Ross resides in his most spacious mansion. The head over heels couple’s passionate romance has culminated in a marriage proposal which they plan to reveal to the world on June 24th at the BET Awards.

This is a sheer crime against fucking humanity! I am praying that this is all a big, fat rumor that holds no true merit but stranger shit has happened. Keep me in your prayers.