Fake Your Way To The Top

Kim Kardashian’s Texas imposter [real name Na'Tasha Salim] has hit the big league – - Smooth magazine! Here’s what Reggie’s bush had to say about the wannabe on her personal blog:

I am angry and disappointed to hear that people are going around a Houston, Texas, nightclub pretending to be me and pretending to work with me, lying and conning my friends and fans.

A man in Houston has been selling tickets and promoting me and my image without my permission – and you know who you are – and taking a look-a-like to clubs pretending to be me, but hiding behind dark sunglasses and curtains – refusing to meet or speak to anyone. THIS IS NOT ME!

And then she collapsed face first on the nearest dick. I keed, I keed.

I don’t think she looks like Kimbo enough to pull that little stunt. Now if she said she was born with a penis or something I would give her some credit.

I realize the majority of you could care less about this broad but I am trying to provide inspiration to the nut bucket ass hoes who have C+D on their RSS feed burners. Don’t ever give up, this could be you one day! Fuck being a video vixen, grab a pair of stunnas and hit the club with some extra padding under your dress. Folks will think you are Angel Lola Luv in no time!

Check out Fake Kim Kardashian’s in Smooth under the cut.

[Flicks via Baller Alert]