Happy Friday, Crunkland! Kid Fury here, with what could be the funniest piece of news I have heard all week.

Music lovers may know Curtis Jackson by his rap alias 50 Cent, but the G-Unit leader may adopt another name if he accepts an offer from Taco Bell.

To promote its new “Why Pay More” value menu, Taco Bell sent 50 Cent an offer letter obtained by AllHipHop.com, asking him to change his name to either 79 Cent, 89 Cent or 99 Cent for one day this summer.

Taco Bell Corp. President Greg Creed, who made the proposal in a letter written to 50 Cent’s agent, also wrote that his company would make a $10,000 donation to a charity of the New York native’s choice, if he accepts the request.

As part of the deal, 50 Cent would also have to make an appearance at any Taco Bell location around the country he chooses and rap his order in the drive thru with his new name. [ source ]

Somebody please cover my funeral arrangements, because I’m through. When fast food chains start to diss rappers, you should know the end is near. I wonder if they were going to get Lloyd Banks to play the little Chihuahua. I would fork over a hefty portion of my college fund to hear him say ,”Yo quiero un Chalupa”! Jesus, be a mild sedative.

What other rappers should work with fast food restaurants?