Celebs gathered at a private residence in Los Angeles, California for the launch party for the new Love Charity Bracelet, an initiative to raise money for various organizations. Eve was just there for the open bar, but luckily Ashanti didn’t have better shit to do and dropped her off back at home.

When asked by People if she was engaged, Kimono the Big Japanese Man replied “kind of.” She then refused to confirm whether Djimon Hounsou had given her an engagement ring, saying “Well, kind of,” before retracting the statement and adding, “Not quite.”

Aww, if I could get by in life with “kind of” and “not quite” responses I would be good. “Are you planning on paying T-Mobile this month, ma’am?“

Kind of but not quite.