This damn recession has everybody doing something strange for a piece of change. I’ve been considering buying a web cam and participating in some hoe shit on it myself. You laughing but I know you understand my pain.

Bern Nadette [I can't and never have been able to] Stanis is looking to earn a few extra dollars by selling personalized phone calls. I’m not sure who the hell she plans on calling with this being 2008 and all but more power to her. If it will help her fill up her gas tank in a decent and discrete manner and not have to resort to selling pussy in the ‘Where Are They Now’ issue of King magazine I have no qualms with it.

Hopefully somebody will put a bug in Jimmie Walker’s ear so that he can stop selling produce on the side of the San Bernardino Freeway.

[Thanks Jam Donaldson]