52 year old Macrida Patterson is suing Victoria Secret after suffering from a scratched cornea after either a pendant or a metal fastener snapped off a pair of thongs. She was trying on the sexy pantie drawls in May of last year when all of the sudden KERPLUNK! BAM! FATALITY! The incident caused the traffic cop for the Los Angeles DOT to miss work for two weeks.And I don’t need a label for this shit.

“I was putting on my underwear from Victoria’s Secret, and the metal popped into my eye. It happened really quickly. I was in excruciating pain. I screamed. That’s what happened,” she told Today host Meredith Vieira during an interview.

Judging from those tittayballs glued on her chest she should’ve been a couple of stores down at Lane Bryant trying to cop some Cacique bras instead of worrying about buying a pair of powerful drawlz, but what do I know. I’m on the outside looking in, right?

[Story via Dlisted]