cykelly R.Kellys Lawyer Apologizes To Hannah Montana

The trial may be over but the fuckery ensues.

R. Kelly’s defense attorney issued a public apology to teen actress Miley Cyrus for using her name during Kellz’s child pornography trial.

During the closing arguments of the trial, lawyer Sam Adam Jr. had used the Hannah Montana star as an example to explain how teenagers gossip in a bid to prove his client’s innocence.

“This wasn’t a gardener or the man down the street or a janitor. This was a 13-year-old girl having sex with a superstar, and she doesn’t tell anyone? She doesn’t let it slip to her best friend? Never? Not anyone? You can’t keep a 13-year-old’s mouth closed over Hannah Montana tickets, but this?,” Adams told jurors.

“Miley Cyrus woke up this morning [saying], ‘Why me?!” he laughed. ” ‘Hannah Montana’ is the biggest thing out — no offense, Robert. And to Miley, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to bring you up, and if you took it negatively, I’m sorry.”

He also used an old Janet Jackson song, frequently employed as a street credo, as an example of how hustlers treat each other.

“That’s how you gotta talk with those people,” he said. “They know Janet Jackson: They know she had that famous song, ‘What Have You Done for Me Lately?’ They understand.”

He even used an X-rated Santa Claus as an example of how Kelly must have seemed if he carried around a duffel bag of his homemade porn tapes, as witness Lisa Van Allen testified.

” ‘Porno Santa Claus’ — those are things that will resonate when they go back to the jury room,” Adam said. “And they will say, ‘You know, that was funny, but he does have a valid point there. Who runs around with a bag of porno tapes? Nobody.’ Well, maybe not nobody, but certainly not Robert.” [source]

You sure about that?