Memo to Forbes magazine: Associating the word bling with rappers every year is beyond tired.

Tony Yayo didn’t get on a radio station and tell listeners that 50 Cent’s thighs looked like cottage cheese in trash bag prompting the rapper to get on a coke diet. Your boy put down the steroids and picked up a glass of lemon water with cayenne pepper + maple syrup [I assume]. Curtis has dropped the pounds for his upcoming film titled ‘Microwave Park’ and now looks like a zesty substitute teacher. You better work!

[Thanks Nikki]