Jennifer Lopez met with Barack Obama’s staff this week as she toured Washington, fueling rumors that she has plans to record a song for the presidential hopeful.

Sweet Minty Jesus, please let this be a lie from the pits of hell! I will run that ass over and send Perez Hilton a text my damn self if J. Lo hits the recording booth for Obama.

“She just came in for the meeting and departed,” says the spokesman. He adds: “It was not campaign-related.”

When asked what brought her to the Hill, Lopez smiled. “I’m not ready to do any press yet,” she said, her eyes hidden behind a pair of big, black sunglasses.

Sounds like a degree of hoe shit was involved. Keep your eye one the prize, Michelle.