Riddle me this Batman: What in the blue hell is going on with So-Long’s eyebrows? Is this a lazy attempt to divert attention from her bum foot to her face? Did Tinker Bell sprinkle some Creole pixie dust on those shits while she was deep in her slumber or something? There are so many questions currently plaguing my mind on this. Help me, help me please!

Until the source that is behind this fuckery is revealed I have no other choice but to point the finger at Cousin Angie B! and her fire engine red lipstick. Tina’s niece probably creeped into So-Long’s hotel room and painted her face with formaldehyde while her baby girl was sleeping.