Sports gear company Under Armour is denying reports that a picture of Al Reynolds touching his tanqueray area is an ad for the company.

Several gossip blogs reported that Allie Cat signed on as Under Armour’s first non-sports star [1] to serve as the company’s spokesman and reported he would model a “30 piece line” for ads to begin running in magazines next month.

Al with a job?! Let’s be serious. People should have known that shit wasn’t true the moment they read that statement. I know I did.

“I wanted to clarify what has been reported. Al Reynolds is not a spokesperson for Under Armour, nor is there any business relationship of any kind between the Under Armour brand and Al Reynolds,” Under Armour rep Tai Foster said.

Reynold’s rep, Howard Bragman, said, “Don’t try to make a shirtless picture something it’s not - that’s my comment.”

And then Bragman snapped his fingers double times and rolled his neck.

I just want Al to re-enact the video for “Physical” for all of the trouble and confusion he has caused.