Fresh,

Long time ago [well last year sometime] I told you about “Uncle Cholly” who’s basically a blip-blam fool. He could be related by blood or he could simply be your father’s drunken old friend. Well now’s the time to put the name with the face. [Drum Roll Please] . . . Introducing UNCLE CHOLLY in all his drunken glory.

Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan

Picture two looks like he could be a Chester the Molester but we’ll give him a pass. After his divorce from Juanita he’s getting his swerve O.N. but I’m inclined to believe it’s with folks 21 and over [wit his old ass].

- - Netta Boo