I’m not a big fan of in shape men [1] flaunting their bodies around in front of their web cam but I’m sure there are plenty of you who live for shit like this. Greg from The Real World put on a private show strictly for the ladies [ . . .] and well, let’s just say I don’t want to spoil the fun of getting squirted in the eye with all that zest for you. Put your Mr. Wizard goggles on!

[1] If you want to be the star in my picture show you must have an eating disorder. You pick which route you want to travel down.