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I’ve experienced more excitement checking my poo to see if it was S-shaped like Dr. Oz suggested than watching last night’s MTV Movie Awards. The crazy bitches on the new season of ‘Bridezillas’ seemed like the perfect dish to satisfy my appetite for fuckery, so I opted to overdose on estrogen in the middle of Coldplay’s performance. No diss, Gwenyth.

I was psyched to see my girl Ellen Paige snatch up another award for her role in ‘Juno’ but that’s about it. To the braves souls who watched the entire show, what did you think of it?

Meagan Good Rihanna Chris Brown T.I. Will + Jaden Smith Jennifer Hudson + Sarah Jessica Parker

Will + Jaden Smith

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Many stars [a term I use rather loosely] ditched the award show all together and went straight for the free shit. Here are flicks from various style lounges.

Kelis Christina Milian Dania Ramirez