Let That Momofuka Burn

50 Let That Momofuka Burn

Let’s kick off today’s proceedings with some hood rat shit. Little man would be so proud!

A multimillion-dollar Long Island home at the center of a dispute between Grammy-nominated rapper 50 Cent and his former girlfriend was destroyed by a suspicious fire early Friday. The blaze occurred just days after a heated confrontation inside the woman’s attorney’s office over the home. 50 Cent does not live in the home and apparently wasn’t there at the time.

Six people inside the Dix Hills home were taken to a hospital suffering smoke inhalation, including the former girlfriend and a boy fathered by the rapper. All six were treated and released. A firefighter also suffered a minor eye injury, officials said. [source]

Take me higher Lord and put me in a place free from domestic squabbles!

Ask Weezy

Lil’ Wayne took a break from kissing his daddy to answer readers questions about sex + love. I wouldn’t take advice from someone who closely resembles Smigel [my precious!] but that’s just me. Weezy’s words of wisdoms aren’t as entertaining as Khia’s love column but its something to watch while you are trying to kill some extra time.

Casket Sharp: Lily Allen

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Since this is such an amazing example of fuck effort in its rarest form I’m not going to even bother breaking this poor child down. We are just going to lay her in the arms of Kang Jeez-us and pray for the best.

Don’t Say I Never Got You Anything

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Listen up kids! I have eight tickets [click here if you think I'm lying, damn] to Sunday’s Hot 97 Summer Jam concert that I am looking to giveaway but I have one tiny little problem – - distributing the tickets in time for the show. I thought I was going to receive the tickets a lot sooner than I actually did, so I had planned on paying for shipping costs myself.

Planned on. Past tense.

There is no way in hell I am using my emergency do some hoe shit funds to overnight these joints, so if you are willing to pay the fee hit me up at CRUNKGIVEAWAY@GMAIL.COM for more details. First come first served and if your ass doesn’t have a PayPal account don’t waste your time.

Well, that was quick. The tickets are no longer with us. Have fun chil’ren!

Star Tracks: Jennifer Hudson

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I love Jennifer Hudson much as she loves to wear spanx but I’m going to have to vote HELL NO on her new wig. Soulja Girl needs to knock that shit askew and stomp on it, STAT! The style is cute but I just want to see a natural hair part, that’s all.

Hit up Just Jared to see more flicks of J. Hud outside of Hot 97.

I Blame Photoshop!

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Kid Fury, here…at a loss for words. Miss Tyra nabbed the June cover of The New York Times Magazine and my soul all at the same damn time. So many questions are darting around in my cranium when faced with this photo. How many woodland creatures had to die for that Winehouse beehive she is rocking? Where did those hips (reminiscent of Miss Bellum of the Powerpuff Girls) come from? When did Tyra hit Oprah status? The list goes on…

I don’t think I can muster up the strength for this today.

I’m Just Saying . . .

The third installment for Kanye West’s “Flashing Lights” looks like the nightmare that occurs when kids fall asleep reading As I Lay Dying while bumping a hip-hop station on XM radio.

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