Hat Trick

Kizzy Rowland was shaking her poak chops and twerking her ham hocks on stage at the 2008 Great American Gay Day when BAM! – - somebody tossed a hat at her ass. Kizzy then demanded the perp to show his face and apologize for chucking the fitted at her dome, but the damage was already done and my soul was already howling like Michelle Williams at dinner time. Long live stans and their camera phones!