Everybody cannot pull off the sexy crack fiend look. Trust me, I’ve tried several times to mix reviews.

Amerie did her best impression of Golden Brookes at Maxims Hot 100 party in Los Angeles last night. Somebody pat her on the head and cram a scooby snack in her mouth. Seriously people, if there wasn’t a tribute to Destiny’s Child going on at the party, why was she invited? Report back to your post at the Asian massage parlor before I call Chris Hansen!

If there was any time to start selling ass it would be now.

Poor thing, her publicist must not have told her that she is going to always need more people and ringtones over here in the good USA. Maybe if she sucks enough peen Diddy will hire her as Cassie’s understudy. Keep hope alive!