Mrs. Bust It Creole can’t fall to her knees and cry out her Father’s name because nut bucket ass hoes always harass her while she is trying to get her praise on.

“I can’t really go to church any more, which is a shame. People have come up to me in church during the sermon and, of course, people watch everything I do. They come up and take my picture on their mobile phones. They’re very nice, but I think God understands if I miss Sunday service.”

“Mobile phones.” Girl, you so . . . never mind.

You would think that Mama Tina would’ve had Cousin Angie B! to construct a bullpen with House of Dereon special bullet proof padding and barb wire by now.

[Story via Stereohyped]