Trannies, fake eye lashes, fake breasts, hooker hair. . . wooooh! That Diddy sure knows how to throw one hell of a party. I’m so green with envy that I’m not going to give out details about this event. I just wish he would go fuck Cassie in the corner of a room somewhere and fade to black.

On an entirely different note, Jennifer Aniston must have some dangerous drawlz! John Mayer is looking like he is about to keel over and shit. Something in the milk ain’t clean about this. Jen, I’m watching you.