Goody Two Shoes
Riddle me this Batman: It’s chilly enough to wear a jacket but at the same time hot enough to rock a pair of shorts. Make up your mind.
Blah blah blah Megan Good leaving Crow Bar blah blah blah. This chick hasn’t been relevant to me since she was kicking it with Cousin Skeeter. Looking at my watch I think its about that time to start selling ass again. You can read about “those infamous bamboo earrings” and more in her interview with Jamie Foster Brown in the June issue of Sister 2 Sister.
[Insert sad Patrick Ewing face]