The direct side-eye is when you look someone dead in their soul and let them know you are not buying the bullshit they are attempting to sell.

One of the most common reasons I give momofukas the direct side-eye is when they ask to “borrow” money they know they aren’t going to pay back or when one my fast in the ass cousin tries to drop her kids off on me at a family gathering, saying “I’m about to run up the street real quick and get a bag of ice for the cooler. I’ll be right back.”

There are some people in this world that are not to be trusted and you have to let them know. For example, Lady Di probably pulled Slickback over to the side and said, “I think its cute that you are trying to be a big brother to Evan but if I catch you playing hide the roll of Lifesavers with my son it’s going to be on, ya undastand meh?”

“See, I’ll make sure I lube it up real good first . . . “